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PERMISSIONS POST
HOWDY FOLKS. Deadpool here. I'm here to talk about something very important: me. As you might have noticed if you passed by a theater after a parent accidentally took their child to my movie, I'm really R-rated. Like, limbs being cut off and sex montages R rated. You may have also noticed that I am currently talking to you in the first person. Almost as if... there are three walls... and an invisible fourth one... and I have a lot of grenades that have blown it up....
Also, you know. My movie just came out and I won't get a sequel unless everyone goes to see it so tell me if I should avoid spoilers!
SO yeah. Permissions. Figured I should do some of those! So without further ado, please fill out the handy little box right there!
Also as a note from the ACTUAL ooc side of things.... please please please come talk to me if you ever are uncomfortable with anything Deadpool does. I'm![[plurk.com profile]](https://plurk.com/favicon.ico)
antivillain on plurk or aboutblood on AIM. Deadpool is a insane handful and he can be super fun but... yeah. Yeah. So please don't hesitate! Even if it's something as small as your yellow font hurts my eyes pls stop or bigger like if you don't want to opt out but do want me to tone it down. I AM OPEN TO ANYTHING.
Also, you know. My movie just came out and I won't get a sequel unless everyone goes to see it so tell me if I should avoid spoilers!
SO yeah. Permissions. Figured I should do some of those! So without further ado, please fill out the handy little box right there!
Also as a note from the ACTUAL ooc side of things.... please please please come talk to me if you ever are uncomfortable with anything Deadpool does. I'm
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: no thank you :D
Spoilers?: sure!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 7-8
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: Deadpool yes please always <3
KUMQUAT.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: I DEFINITELY WANT THE D(EADPOOL EXPERIENCE)
Spoilers?: Spoil away, seen the movie.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Maybe levels 4-5. Evelyn is fully aware that the 1935 Mummy movie exists, and it's hellishly similar to her own canon, but for the time being let's avoid going Full Monty with the "OH HEY HAVE YOU SEEN BRENDAN FRASER THESE DAYS I MEAN YOU REALLY GOT HIM IN HIS PRIME" stuff. u feel me
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: ...8.
Additional Notes: GOOSEBERRY.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NOPE.
Spoilers?: I have seen the movie so BRING IT.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 11
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 12
Additional Notes: It's time to make the chimichangas.
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Character(s): Flowey the Flower
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Heck no
Spoilers?: The jokes on you I'VE ALREADY SEEN YOUR MOVIE
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: over 9000
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: over 9000
Additional Notes: Yes please and thank you.
KUMQUAT.
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Awww are we having a moment?
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I don't think avocado gives you justice. I'm thinking... A very carefully skinned dried apricot; just a little bit...sticky...
Which then had sex with an older, more disturbing dried apricot.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: lmao nope
Spoilers?: I haven't seen the movie yet but I don't mind spoilers in the least. Smear them all over the place.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: CRANK IT UP TO 99
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10. teach this kid every dirty word in the english language, they'll use them for Good, honest
Additional Notes: FACES GOD AND WALKS BACKWARDS INTO DEADPOOL HELL
I reject this line. It's ridiculous.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NEVER!!!! Bring it on.
Spoilers?: I've seen and loved the movie so go for it!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: His app and this post are pure genius tbqh.
KUMQUAT.
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Character(s): Max Caulfield
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: JUST BRING IT ON
Spoilers?: Sure, I've seen it!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Uhhh, like 8? Full-on fourth wall breaching is okay, but she'll take it as a joke or him being weird/magical/psychic or whatever, and please don't push it too hard?
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: I'm gonna go with a 9 for this one.
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Character(s): amethyst
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: no hes my child. i mean i havent seen the movie but some versions of him are my child
Spoilers?: im just gonna go with yes because hopefully im seeing it soon anyway. i literally work at a movie theater i can see it for free i just havent had the TIME ARGH
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: god just. fucking go for it. 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10 amethyst will love it
Additional Notes: *marvel vs capcom voice*
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Character(s): Mikan Tsumiki
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Nope!
Spoilers?: Saw the movie!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10, don't feel you have to hold back. Mikan will hate it but I'll love it.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10 again.
Additional Notes: I think this is honestly a really nice thing of you to do, and I appreciate it very much. Also Mikan is going to feel extra useless because she's a nurse and you can heal on your own, what the fuck man, you're already a walking insult to her work.
KUMQUAT.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: give it to me baby
Spoilers?: HAVE SEEN TWICE >.> might be going a third.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 20
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: +infinity
Additional Notes: Brennan is gonna be less fun in this aspect and just assume you're insane, but Simon. SIMON. Please bring me all the Deadpool times because this is CR I never knew I needed because reasons. SO MANY REASONS. And also crack. :D
KUMQUAT.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Henry, yes, lmao IT WOULD PROBABLY NOT GO WELL, but Michonne, hell no.
Spoilers?: I've seen the movie. Come at me.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10+++++
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: GIVE ME A MOVIE EXPERIENCE
Additional Notes: There is no expressing how happy this makes me.
KUMQUAT.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NEVER.
Spoilers?: Seen the movie, no worries!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: We can go with 10! Steve's already aware that his life is a movie in some other universe compliments of Hetalia's America, but anything about them being in an RP will probably lead to a lot of squinting.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10!
Additional Notes: Feel free to be the annoying neighbor all you want. 8)
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Nope
Spoilers?: A-OK
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: this face will be jane's face 24/7 just saying
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: No, never.
Spoilers?: I never mind spoilers, go wild.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: I'm gonna go with somewhere 4-6? Elena is newly arrived and she has identity issues, she is fragile ok.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: this will probably be her face 24/7
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Definitely not.
Spoilers?: Haven't seen the movie YET but I plan to. I'd appreciate keeping them light until I get the chance!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 8? Not a fan of blatant in-game fourthwalling, but canon puncture exists in both their canons, so canon puncture away!
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 44. 44 exactly.
Additional Notes: I would also like some kumquats
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Character(s): Billy and Isabela
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NEVERRRRR
Spoilers?: I'm good, I have seen his movie twice now. Just can't get enough.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Isabela let's got with a hard 7. She might not react as well knowing she's a video game character. Billy 10. He knows he's in comics already and well he has RP'd. Also he is familiar with your work Mr. Pool.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes:
KUMQUAT.
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Character(s): Dean Winchester
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: N/A
Spoilers?: NONONO
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Probably a 5-6?
I mean, the show itself takes the whole meta thing to insane levels. I'm totally okay with that, but if it goes beyond and becomes "yeah, you're an actor in a show about a show about a book about some guys that you play and-" My head will implode. Dean's head will implode. It won't be pretty. :/
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: Pretty sure I can handle above and beyond anything that even gets approved for public viewings. No worries here.
Additional Notes:
KUMQUAT...pie...?
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Not a chance
Spoilers?: Seen the movie, read the comics, have at it!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: His sword is bigger than yours. Just sayin'
CHEESE.
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Character(s): THE RICKIEST RICK (tm) AND SANS
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: please god give me the not alive water hole
Spoilers?: Haven't seen it but will soon. Spoilers are fine.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10 for both of them holy shit, rick already knows he's one of many and is almost certainly fictional, and sans is like, trying not to think about it but SOMEWHERE IN HIS SOUL, HE KNOWS
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: one time long ago i played a character off of another deadpool and said character once stabbed him through the hand and pinned it to the surface of a bar so basically what i'm saying is R is fine
(the deadpool laughed)
Additional Notes: i am so excite
KUMQUAT. holy fuq
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Character(s): Arya Stark
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Yes please, he's just a little too much for me (avoided the movie for this reason too).
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Character(s): THE GREAT PAPYRUS
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: UH...NO. C:
Spoilers?: seen it. loved it. ♥ totally fine.
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Uh, twelve...thousand. :D I'm cool with whatever!
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: Papyrus' eyes are basically set PG-13, so...whatever you want! :D
Additional Notes: ily and i apologize for paps bein'...paps. he's more of a lover than a fighter. we should make pasta together some time. ♥
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Character(s): Bela
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NOPE
Spoilers?: no such thing
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: Anything before THIS IS A RP GAME
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10. bring it.
Additional Notes: I got nothing
KUMQUAT. not worth getting out of bed for tbh
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: no thank you please
Spoilers?: already saw it, already choked on my popcorn
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 13
Additional Notes: nah bro
KUMQUAT.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NO SIR. DP me. I mean. Er.
Spoilers?: Go for it!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10 of crazies.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10 pls
Additional Notes:
KUMQUAT. Kummmmquat. Kumquat. Quat.
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: COME AT ME MOTHERFUCKER!!
Spoilers?: shooowree
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 1000!!
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 1000!!
Additional Notes: *AGGRESSIVELY APPRECIATES YOU*
KUMQUAT. HNNNNNNGH
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THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: NO WAY JOSE
Spoilers?: Go for it. I'm seeing it this weekend. (Early March)
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: >The high level of requested "crazy" has broken the scale.
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: Go for 10 bro.
Additional Notes: YOU'RE WONDERFUL SHANA
KUMQUAT. Kumquat-ini.
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Character(s): Sam Yao, Agent Washington
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Nope! :D
Spoilers?: Go ahead!
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10!
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10!
Additional Notes: I agree with Rynn, please set Deadpool on Simon XD And Sam, and Wash.
KUMQUAT.
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Character(s): Sharon Carter
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE! DO YOU WANT TO ENTIRELY OPT OUT OF THE DEADPOOL EXPERIENCE?: Freaking bring it.
Spoilers?: I'VE SEEN IT I'M GOOD
On a scale of 0-10, how much crazy do you want?: 10
On a scale of 0-10, how much R-rating do you want?: 10
Additional Notes: FREAKING BRING IT
KUMQUAT.